Saturday, July 20, 2013

The Winner

Korina Salinas Orban is Querétaro's newest monarch, crushing seven losers for the title of Nuestra Belleza Querétaro, 2013. Within minutes, she was whisked away to the NBQ underground bunker, where she will live out the next 365 days in luxurious captivity, while the NBQ Stepford-3000 cyborg replicant appears in public on her behalf after being retooled to resemble her. The results were unveiled this morning:


Uncanny, isn't it? If we didn't know better, we'd think she was real!

Queen Korina I's Facebook page immediately received the Winston Wolf treatment, and is now so clean you could build microprocessors there. Fortunately, one of the interns managed to snag what is perhaps the least flattering bikini picture of any major pageant winner in Latin American history.

We look forward to Señorita Salinas's return to the world of sunlight and fresh air in 364 days.


Anonymous said...

I am dissapointed in her bikini shots. How did she ever win the coveted crown?

She was not properly instructed to "suck in her gut" like her rivals in the pictures below.

Is she the girlfriend of the local Narco kingpin?

Brick said...

She looks so life like.

Dave said...

Barbie lives!!