But while we were away (and proving that we really can't leave this place unattended for more than 48 hours), someone went and replaced Nativity Plaza with a new, improved, boring-as-fuck version, that's considerably more realistic and therefore considerably less imaginative.
Okay, it's possible this guy is Mexican. But that's about it.
They've even replaced Adam and Eve, making her more modest and him more hunky. Intricately groomed facial hair was apparently a thing back in the Garden, presumably before they ate from the Tree of Wisdom.
In all, a devastating blow in the War on Christmas, though it's hard to tell which side suffered greater casualties here.