Years ago, Mexico started emulating the eating habits of America - The Greatest Nation On Earth™ - and today that've proudly supplanted us as the World's Fattest Country™! Literally one out of every two Mexicans is now diabetic! Let's face it, when it comes to being America, no one does it better than Mexico.
So this is exciting news:
Activists Struggle to Loosen Gun Laws in Mexico
What could possibly go wrong?